Rab McNeil: Cats on leads and we're running out of fake tan – 5 things we've learned this week

Fake tan is the latest shortage to hit the country, because of difficulties importing an ingredient called ethoxygiglycol. Aye, that. The crisis means many more ill-looking folks will be stoating aboot the streets, looking unhappy and pasty, instead of orange, the skin tone that denotes sophistication, wealth and travel.

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